Thursday, February 16, 2006

The Projected Outcome (final post!!!!)

Yep, sorry, but I'm tired of this (for those of you who have been reading it). Oh well, I'll just have to post normally now. At least this last ones' a good one.

Computer Administrator booted! Havoc follows!
ZITS computer networked sent into chaos after recent firing of Administrator
Late Wednesday night word reached The Projected Outcome that Ezra Stoner, who has been the Administrator of the ZITS computer lab since it's inception, has been fired by the Rosh Yeshiva for an unspecified reason even to Stoner. The Rosh ordered the Computer Manager "Paul" to cut Stoner's admin late Wednesday. "I'm a little ticked off, but I'm not bitter" Stoner was quoted that night.
Ezra Stoner, was until this point, effectively the "police" of the Lab until this point, was partially in charge of making sure no one hacked into the network and messed around with it. Now that he is gone, the Lab has gone into absolute pandemonium. A certain hacker managed to give himself a local administrative profile on one computer, and has been able to give himself special permission from there. StudentShare (The network folder which stores all the shared documents and pictures from the students) has been wiped and locked out, and the hacker has been going into peoples profiles and changing passwords, deleting files, ect. Foust was quoted, late Thursday "They've changed my password! I can't get in! THAT PLAY SCRIPT IS DUE TOMMOROW!!!". The hacker merely chuckled in the back.
The senate is unsure what to make of this issue. Chairman Joiseph G. got up late Saturday night and declared before the Senate "Anyone who actually cares about this issue enough to address it, is a nerd and needs to get a life". The Senate's hand in this issue appears to have dissappeared.
The hacker may be trying to establish himself as the Lab's new "Admin".