Yep, sorry, but I'm tired of this (for those of you who have been reading it). Oh well, I'll just have to post normally now. At least this last ones' a good one.
Computer Administrator booted! Havoc follows!
ZITS computer networked sent into chaos after recent firing of Administrator
Late Wednesday night word reached The Projected Outcome that Ezra Stoner, who has been the Administrator of the ZITS computer lab since it's inception, has been fired by the Rosh Yeshiva for an unspecified reason even to Stoner. The Rosh ordered the Computer Manager "Paul" to cut Stoner's admin late Wednesday. "I'm a little ticked off, but I'm not bitter" Stoner was quoted that night.
Ezra Stoner, was until this point, effectively the "police" of the Lab until this point, was partially in charge of making sure no one hacked into the network and messed around with it. Now that he is gone, the Lab has gone into absolute pandemonium. A certain hacker managed to give himself a local administrative profile on one computer, and has been able to give himself special permission from there. StudentShare (The network folder which stores all the shared documents and pictures from the students) has been wiped and locked out, and the hacker has been going into peoples profiles and changing passwords, deleting files, ect. Foust was quoted, late Thursday "They've changed my password! I can't get in! THAT PLAY SCRIPT IS DUE TOMMOROW!!!". The hacker merely chuckled in the back.
The senate is unsure what to make of this issue. Chairman Joiseph G. got up late Saturday night and declared before the Senate "Anyone who actually cares about this issue enough to address it, is a nerd and needs to get a life". The Senate's hand in this issue appears to have dissappeared.
The hacker may be trying to establish himself as the Lab's new "Admin".
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I wonder...who could this HACKER be? Certainly not a certain MAD COUSIN of mine...?
STONER!!! :)
Sorry, I miss that guy. Tell him I say hi. Ask him if he's getting up for davening these days.
Pity, I was rather enjoying this series. Hope to hear from you again soon--assuming, that is, that you haven't been locked out of your computer. :)
(Tzipster91, *which* mad cousin? :) )
So, do you think your hacker might have something useful, like a cure for the common cold, up his sleeve? No? Well, excuse me while I go guzzle some more tea with honey and some cough medicine (Sambucol Immune Syrup, anyone?), not to mention grab a tissue.
I'm looking forward to your next post, on whatever topic you choose.
um... no, stoner does not get up for minyan, thank you for inquiring ;).
I hope tzipster wasn't refering to me because I can't hack and I'm not mad. As a matter of fact, the author of this blog has been trying all year to hack into the yeshiva network specifically so that he could mess up everyone else's stuff. He's only complaining because they locked him out first. (Actually, we believe stoner is the hacker. more details as the story developes, although you won't be recieving them because this paper is turning back into a normal, civilized blog. pity.
well, i don't think i'm mad.
I always get the last post.
I have NOT been hacking in for a year. I was NOT locked out.
Ezra IS bitter
I was kind of thinking *they* might have collaborated on this project...and if anyone knows how to hack into an administrative account on a school network, let me know. I need to make some illegal copies of software or something. And if you're in a dorm, can't they just turn over your bed or something if you don't get up? That's what the Boy Scouts do in out summer camp;)
STONER!!!!
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