Nuthing lik a barbiku

Last Sunday, my class had a barbecue/baseball game at a local park. The reason was because our newly appointed class president felt we don't have enough "achdus" (brother-ness [?]) in our class. Which is true. My class is split up into several different groups, most of which get along just fine, but don't have much to do with each other. But as our president illustrated with vivid examples (my *cough* room) we are clearly not at the level of the current seniors, which we will need to be if we are going to be seniors next year.
We noticed during our class meeting that we never have any 2 am barbecues like other classes do. Some of us didn't like the idea of eating meat at 2 in the morning, but some thought it was a good way to bring the class together. Both of which are true. We agreed that we needed to do something, so after brainstorming several ideas, we eventually agreed upon the sunday afternoon barbecue and baseball game.
I was not so fond of that idea because I usually go home on sunday and do laundry and see my sisters, but since it got postponed until after an out shabbos anyways due to rain, that didn't turn out to be so bad. To illustrate how the whole thing went down, I have chosen to write my own PT book,

Nuthing lik a barbiku
by rafikee

this buk belogs to
rafikee

In the afternoon, i go to the park
our gril dosnt lik to
not vere

my roommate sleps lat

i cary the gril to the park and its legs fal off
my frends get mad


ware my meat is!!!!
bak at skool, that is ware it is!

("What's on this page?")

This is me striking out at bat.

(What's that in the background?")

Those are the guys at the other field drinking beer upside down.

("They drink beer upside down?")

Yeah, they like to do that!

("Who's the guy in the tank top?")

That's my team's pitcher. He's getting a tan!

wut cind of pich is this?
Wuat!?
You didnt get a gud pcih. You shud hav walked.

Ar you going to leve? Ar you going to call a taksi and go hom?
no, I stil want to hav a barbiku.

(What's happening in this picture?)

Dreaming...do dodo do do do...

(What's he dreaming about?)

He's dreaming a ball is coming his way all the way out in right field.
oh, wait, a ball is coming his way in right field!

I COT THE BAL!

now i gess i wont leve.


Wi do I cep geting bad pichs?
Probably because you're eighth at bat.

Wuat! my stek is so smal!

mabe barbikus ar good,

F for "forgot condiments"

A for alon (in right field)

barbikus are more important
evry other day

the end!