Okay, i guess I must not be into blogging that much, seeing as how I haven't done it in a few months. But I've finally come up with something I can stick to (maybe). Since I'm away at school so much, I've decided to take advantage of that, and I'm going to make posts about what funny things happen there weekly. But not just any posts. This is going to be a very small newspaper called The Projected Outcome, which is going to greatly exaggerate (and possibly bias) the things that happen at my school ZITS. This will probably make things more funny, if that's possible. And if I ever end up getting a digital camera, I can include pictures with captions to go along with the story, just like a real newspaper!!! Who knows? Maybe I'll start selling it.
But I'm getting a little bit carried away. I've even decided to include the first issue in this post!(Just to show I'm putting in some effort to not procrastenate.) So here it is...
The Projected Outcome
"HANUKKA BUSH" ENRAGES STAFF
Hanhala postpones long awaited food, senate reacts.
In a suprising move today Rosh Yeshiva Rabbi "C" (can't list names-sorry) ordered all students out of the dining room at 8:26 AM that morning, after reacting to a "Hannuka Bush" which had been placed there the night before. The bush was covered in lights, and there were many other lights spread out throughout the room. When no one came forward claiming responebility for the bush, breakfast was postpone until later that morning.
An enraged Student Senate meeting was called after the kick out. Chairman Joiseph "G" called the kick out "unfair to the students". Freshman Senetar Foust claimed that the kick was well justified, and the chairman then demanded that the one responsible come forward. When still no movement was made, Joiseph called the senate, "an embarresmant."
Ultimatley, Rabbi C found the culprit, and the Senate has sentenced him to twenty hours of "Chuck". The Projected Outcome will not care to specify this punishment.
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Two points:
1. No Names is a very good policy
2. Spellcheck
(Your Dad sent me the link...)
Funny! Brings back memories... :) One piece of advice: If you're going to make a mini-newspaper, be really careful. 2 guys got suspended when I was a sophomore.
"20 hours of 'chuck'" LOL. That's about 15 minutes of work, 20 minutes of shmoozing, and 3 hits to the back of someone's head. Ask the old man if he's allowed to enter the states of Michigan or Virgina.
I think that shows a lack of consideration for "CHUCK", ezzie. Treating him like some old man, instead of the terror/basketball-star he considers himself to be. Nice blog larry. Do more, only with more graphic "beating scenes" of senator Foust. :)
I need to know something for the future: Should I make up fake names for all the staff? It's going to be pretty weird if I keep referring to them as "Rabbi C" or "R". But this might be a little disrespectful also. Oh, heck, the whole paper's disrepectful. Okay, nevermind.
P.S. please post your opinion on this
P.S.S. The misspells are typos!
Go with Rabbi X or Rabbi Y.
Don't mention the name of the Yeshiva or anyone in it. That way, no one will accidentally stumble on your site when they use Google.
Even if the 'whole paper' is disrespectful, no use in compounding it with (bad) fake names for rabbeim. I'd use Rabbi C, Rabbi R, Rabbi AB etc.
And never use a name you don't want Googled.
(Oh, I should note that I was basically copying your dad...)
You may want to edit the original post, on that note...
And please, give the Chuck and the Cook my warmest regards. Then dog Chuck. :)
i most certainly will :D
Um, you may want to edit the school's NAME as well. :)
Uh, I'm not dogging Chuck. (oops- am I allowed to say his name?). But I do have a question: Do you really think ANY of the Rabeim use google? Or the Internet? They heppen to tell us NOT to quite a bit.
You're not dogging Chuck?! What has happened to my alma mater?! At least give AyLin my regards...
Okay... Rabbi S and Rabbi H are the tech-savvy ones. They're likely to go online on a consistent basis, and if they're bored one day to Google things like "STIW". Rabbi W almost definitely does do things like that, but that's so he can do his job better - see who's saying what. He wouldn't care much about something like this.... I know someone who works there found my blog by Googling a certain terrible accident victim, too.
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