Wow, I am really on a role. Names is a huge problem though.
THE PROJECTED OUTCOME
High School "wakers" kidnapped by Sophmores!
Fed up with unnacceptable service, several unnamed sophmores kidnapped two of the High-School's most renowned "veckers", or those responsible to wake them up in the morning. The veckers have been in service for three years, and have on an inconsistent basis been responsible for waking the entire High School up at 7:00am every morning.
The sophmores did the vecking Tuesday morning, much the pleasure of the High School. "They just came in an' started yellin'," witness S "Foust" said Tuesday "I got all frightened. It was 7:03 in the mornin'! I was asleepin'!"
Wednesday afternoon the sophmore senators released a tape recorded by those responsible (non-video). The tape was played before the Senate. The sophmore kidnappers explained that if they were not paid the ten dollars they need to pay for cholent expenses, they would drop both veckers off the catwalk. Appalled at this statment, Chairman Joiseph G. proclaimed that they needed to take "extensive measures." Junior Enforcers searched every knook and cranny of every sophmore room until they found the veckers, tied and gaged in a walk in closet. Once the gag was removed, one of the veckers was quoted saying "Thank God! I was getting hungry!".
The inhabitants of the room were identified, and were tossd off the catwalk onto a bunch of mattreses.
and if you believe that...
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I dunno. When I was there, 7:03 was considered unacceptable service.
It had to be 7:23 - bathroom and netilas yadayim by 7:25, dressed by 7:27, scramble down stairs (stepstepjumpstepstepjumpstepstepJUUUUMP), be in BM by 7:29, and frantically wrap shel yad and throw on shel rosh as 7:30 hit.
Later, we'd check to see something like this:
#34 Current points: 16. Today: -1. :)
lol
huh. i can't get dressed in two minutes.
Can't? Well, then do what my roomate did... Pants and shirt over PJ's, no socks. :)
Or just get up at 7:21.
this is kinda freaky.
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