I really hope I don't get expelled for any of this.
The Projected Outcome
Winter Break rush injures some and wrecks something!
Information on this story is still sketchy at the time of this writing, as details are still coming in. But it seems that on Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, the semester ended for the Institute (ZITS) at 12:00 noon. As soon as classes were dismissed at this time, every student from every grade rushed out of their classrooms at a speed not thought achievably possible by man. No Rabbeim were harmed in this incident, although Mrs. Grain may have spilled her coffee at some point. Several dormitory halls were severley damaged in the rush, as students ran to their rooms to get their luggage and bring them out to either Airport Connection busses outside, or their parent's car. Airport Connection busdriver Ed describes what he saw.
"First I saw the building shake, from front to back. Then I saw hundreds of kids piled up at the front door, all pushing to get out. They showed up so fast; I never saw them come! Then they just poured out of the door, like water, and swarmed all over my car! It was awful!"
Ed is still recovering from a small trauma.
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small trauma = large hemmorrage
Achievably?
Wow, what an edumucation. I shure as im glad that i didna go to that shcool.
My husband's trying to figure out why I'm sitting here laughing my head off. :)
"Then I saw hundreds of kids piled up at the front door, all pushing to get out."
Why didn't anyone think of climbing out the windows?
The windows are tinted lead. Quite expensive. And locked.
I wish I had a car.
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