Going through the book catalog with the crank-up radio blasting

"Forty-three percent off? But how much is it!!!"

I'm recording these quotes as they happen:

"I think this is the side where only girls can buy stuff, and this is the side where only boys can buy stuff. Look, 'Shark Adventure.'"

"'Easy to read'? I need some of those. I have hard to read books."

"Next page. These are my level I think. Nancy Drew?"

"Come on! Star Wars, the Clone Wars? It can't be both! It can only be one!"

"'Scratch and Win! Improve your math skills with these fun games!'"

Iguana: What's the party up here?

(Cranks up radio) "This is the party!"

Iguana: You and that thing are crazy. (leaves)

"Is 7 dollars a lot of money?"

"Do you like history? Do you want 100 historical photos? Does Iguana? Does Fudge? Does anyone in our family?"

"I already have a remote control car. I mean, Curby can't race upside down, but still..."

"Create your own slime? Ewww."

"Body Science! I love body science! Glow in the dark brain slime kit!"

"I wish I could draw sharks like that."

"How much can a bare bear bear?"

"A mink, a fink, a skating rink. Some of those aren't even words."