How Evil Looking...

Yeah, I kinda went on a rampage this last week with a camera. I've gotten tons of pictures, most of them are for Ezzie. This is a picture of an air-purifier that I got at an estate sale next door for about 5 bucks. It sounded like a good idea at the time, seeing as how my room smelled like CRAP!...Now it just smells like a hardware store. Thanks, "Air-Processor 2000!" (that's actually what it's called). I'm not even going to mention the sound this thing makes. It's "sleep" mode sounds about as loud as an airplane, and "normal" sounds more like indoor plumbing or something.

Ha! It's Stoner! Recognize him? (This was not an easy picture to get. I had to sneak up on him while he was playing Diablo.)

Guess who this is? Yep, it's Chuck. He's not getting much older, is he?

I did have a picture of my math teacher, but it got taken down. Sorry. I'll have more next week. (maybe)

To Buy, or not to Buy?

I was at Wal-Mart today. I happen to have saved up a nice some of money these past few months. About $50 in fact. I think I might be getting better at spending less of my money. But today at Wal Mart, I felt a sudden need to buy just about ever other thing I saw. Things I had never dreamed of having before I had entered the store. For example, I almost bought a liitle rectangular lamp that goes inside your closet so you can see how dirty it is in there...I don't even have a freakin' closet!
But then, I guess that's really the objective of all advertisments (especially the ones on the boxes)- to make you want to buy it for almost no reason at all. I mean, why would I want an air purifier in my dorm room? I'm not entirly sure right now. And then I end up having a whole debate with myself whether I should buy it or not. I'll be standing in front of someting resembling a toaster oven mixed with a frying pan, with an extremley strange expression on my face, wondering to myself questions like "is it worth it?", or "is there anything else I'm planning on doing with all this money anyways?".
Maybe I was better off having less money.

Cell Phones

Okay, chances are you knew what I was going to be saying here when you read the title to the post. If you thought I was going to sit here for the next ten minutes talking about how we really don't need so much fancy crud in an object that's supposed to be used to talk to other people, your pretty much on target. If you though I would be praising the advances we've made in protable technology in the last ten years, you're probably...well, you're wrong at least.
My roommate (the new one) jusst got a cell phone from his parents. I'm not exactly sure what the reason was, like in case there was an emergency or something and he didn't have two quarters to use a pay phone. I guess that reason makes sense. But then, he's got one of theose state of the art, top of the line cell phones with cameras, and camcorders, and wireless internet, and I'm pretty sure it bakes cookies too. Or is that next years' model?
I guess I should probably be jealous. I mean come on, I have to walk, what is it 8 blocks, just to get somewhere where I can check my email, and his cell phone, which he takes wherever he goes, can do IM in an instant. But I'm really not jealous. I might have been last year. Last year I loved gadgets. Last year I spent $210 on a palm pilot and a case. But I guess I've cooled off a bit since then. All I really want now is an MP3 player. That would be nice...but that's not the point!
I'm sure many of the people reading this can remember back to the day when cell phones where the twice the size of your head. Now they can practicly fit inside your ear! (they will, before you know it). I, for one, see very little purpose in taking movies with your cell phone. Have you ever felt a real need to vidoetape something while you were on your phone? I know I haven't, but then, I don't own a phone.

Roommates Should Not Be So Complicated

Okay, imagine this: You're in a dorm high school in a two man room. You were assigned the most hated person in the entire school as a roommate (or at least one of the most hated). Now, you wouldn't want to treat him the way everyone else does, because he's your roommate, and you're probably stuck with him for the rest of the school year (it's not like anyone's going to switch with you). If you were mean to him, he could make your life really miserable. On the other hand, if you try to treat him nicely, and absorb all the disgusting things that he says, then it's likley the rest of the school might end up treating you the same way. So, what do you do?
I've been in this situation for a few months now. I've talked with alot of people about it, and I was about to just answer with the "oh well you'll live" kind of approach. Actually, I've managed to stay neutral in the whole "conflict" for the last month or two. But of course, that can be kind of difficult, since everyone hates him and wants to soak his bed (it's a type of punishment around here), and since you're his roommate, everybody wants you to do it (it's easiest for you). But I got kind of lucky. Another friend of mine was having problems with his roommate also (as in,they hated each other) and the other guy would do anything to get rid of him. So we switched, and now that whole problem is landed on the other guy. Except he probably won't hesistate to do any of the stuff I was asked to do.
Okay, I originally wanted to post this to ask people for advice, but since I wasn't able to until today, it got solved for me. Thanks guys!
(for nothing)

The Projected Outcome (final post!!!!)

Yep, sorry, but I'm tired of this (for those of you who have been reading it). Oh well, I'll just have to post normally now. At least this last ones' a good one.

Computer Administrator booted! Havoc follows!
ZITS computer networked sent into chaos after recent firing of Administrator
Late Wednesday night word reached The Projected Outcome that Ezra Stoner, who has been the Administrator of the ZITS computer lab since it's inception, has been fired by the Rosh Yeshiva for an unspecified reason even to Stoner. The Rosh ordered the Computer Manager "Paul" to cut Stoner's admin late Wednesday. "I'm a little ticked off, but I'm not bitter" Stoner was quoted that night.
Ezra Stoner, was until this point, effectively the "police" of the Lab until this point, was partially in charge of making sure no one hacked into the network and messed around with it. Now that he is gone, the Lab has gone into absolute pandemonium. A certain hacker managed to give himself a local administrative profile on one computer, and has been able to give himself special permission from there. StudentShare (The network folder which stores all the shared documents and pictures from the students) has been wiped and locked out, and the hacker has been going into peoples profiles and changing passwords, deleting files, ect. Foust was quoted, late Thursday "They've changed my password! I can't get in! THAT PLAY SCRIPT IS DUE TOMMOROW!!!". The hacker merely chuckled in the back.
The senate is unsure what to make of this issue. Chairman Joiseph G. got up late Saturday night and declared before the Senate "Anyone who actually cares about this issue enough to address it, is a nerd and needs to get a life". The Senate's hand in this issue appears to have dissappeared.
The hacker may be trying to establish himself as the Lab's new "Admin".

The Projected Outcome (issue whatever!)

I really hope I don't get expelled for any of this.

The Projected Outcome
Winter Break rush injures some and wrecks something!
Information on this story is still sketchy at the time of this writing, as details are still coming in. But it seems that on Sunday, January 22nd, 2006, the semester ended for the Institute (ZITS) at 12:00 noon. As soon as classes were dismissed at this time, every student from every grade rushed out of their classrooms at a speed not thought achievably possible by man. No Rabbeim were harmed in this incident, although Mrs. Grain may have spilled her coffee at some point. Several dormitory halls were severley damaged in the rush, as students ran to their rooms to get their luggage and bring them out to either Airport Connection busses outside, or their parent's car. Airport Connection busdriver Ed describes what he saw.
"First I saw the building shake, from front to back. Then I saw hundreds of kids piled up at the front door, all pushing to get out. They showed up so fast; I never saw them come! Then they just poured out of the door, like water, and swarmed all over my car! It was awful!"
Ed is still recovering from a small trauma.

The Projected Outcome (issue two!)

Wow, I am really on a role. Names is a huge problem though.


THE PROJECTED OUTCOME
High School "wakers" kidnapped by Sophmores!
Fed up with unnacceptable service, several unnamed sophmores kidnapped two of the High-School's most renowned "veckers", or those responsible to wake them up in the morning. The veckers have been in service for three years, and have on an inconsistent basis been responsible for waking the entire High School up at 7:00am every morning.
The sophmores did the vecking Tuesday morning, much the pleasure of the High School. "They just came in an' started yellin'," witness S "Foust" said Tuesday "I got all frightened. It was 7:03 in the mornin'! I was asleepin'!"
Wednesday afternoon the sophmore senators released a tape recorded by those responsible (non-video). The tape was played before the Senate. The sophmore kidnappers explained that if they were not paid the ten dollars they need to pay for cholent expenses, they would drop both veckers off the catwalk. Appalled at this statment, Chairman Joiseph G. proclaimed that they needed to take "extensive measures." Junior Enforcers searched every knook and cranny of every sophmore room until they found the veckers, tied and gaged in a walk in closet. Once the gag was removed, one of the veckers was quoted saying "Thank God! I was getting hungry!".
The inhabitants of the room were identified, and were tossd off the catwalk onto a bunch of mattreses.



and if you believe that...

The Projected Outcome

Okay, i guess I must not be into blogging that much, seeing as how I haven't done it in a few months. But I've finally come up with something I can stick to (maybe). Since I'm away at school so much, I've decided to take advantage of that, and I'm going to make posts about what funny things happen there weekly. But not just any posts. This is going to be a very small newspaper called The Projected Outcome, which is going to greatly exaggerate (and possibly bias) the things that happen at my school ZITS. This will probably make things more funny, if that's possible. And if I ever end up getting a digital camera, I can include pictures with captions to go along with the story, just like a real newspaper!!! Who knows? Maybe I'll start selling it.
But I'm getting a little bit carried away. I've even decided to include the first issue in this post!(Just to show I'm putting in some effort to not procrastenate.) So here it is...


The Projected Outcome

"HANUKKA BUSH" ENRAGES STAFF
Hanhala postpones long awaited food, senate reacts.

In a suprising move today Rosh Yeshiva Rabbi "C" (can't list names-sorry) ordered all students out of the dining room at 8:26 AM that morning, after reacting to a "Hannuka Bush" which had been placed there the night before. The bush was covered in lights, and there were many other lights spread out throughout the room. When no one came forward claiming responebility for the bush, breakfast was postpone until later that morning.
An enraged Student Senate meeting was called after the kick out. Chairman Joiseph "G" called the kick out "unfair to the students". Freshman Senetar Foust claimed that the kick was well justified, and the chairman then demanded that the one responsible come forward. When still no movement was made, Joiseph called the senate, "an embarresmant."
Ultimatley, Rabbi C found the culprit, and the Senate has sentenced him to twenty hours of "Chuck". The Projected Outcome will not care to specify this punishment.

Good Advice

My brother just told me that if I have nothing to talk about, I should talk about nothing. So that's just what I'm doing. Interesting conversation, huh?

P.S. I'm considering drawing cartoons and putting them up here weekly. More on this later.

P.S.S. I won't be able to post up here very often in the near future do to the fact that I won't be home (or in contact with the internet) excepting sundays. You'll just have to deal with that.

DOOM. How..uh...interesting...

Okay, before I start, I'll just let those of you who care know that I'm related to 30Cal, Fudge, and PT. If you know these people, this may make more sense (PT calls me "LARRY". grrr....). If it doesn't make sense, GET LOST, LOSER!
The only out of the ordinary thing that's happened to me recently was that I went tot the movies. Okay, it's not that out of the ordinary, but I don't do it every day, so...whatever! I went to see the DOOM movie with PT and 30cal. I guess it only made sense that I should see it, since I was nuts about the game DOOM 3 for quite some time last year (I told you I was a nerd, right?). It did not meet my expectations. Somebody go tell UNIVERSAL that GORE AND CURSING does not make a movie cool or scary. And if there is little or no plot, it;s worse off. DOOM had no plot, which makes it difficult to make a movie about it. I had braced myself for something like ALIEN, and I got a generic action movie. The Special Effects (note the capitols) were good though. 30cal thought it would give me nightmares, so I kinda dared him to come along. Jeez, sometimes I bore myself to death. I think I will....

Greetings, esteemed blogging community!

Hello, peoples and non-peoples. I may or may not be blogging in the near future (possibly).
I do not have a dog, I can't get an A for my life, and I DEFENITLY do not stay up until 3:00AM every night. (what is wrong with me?)
So, that's pretty much all you need to know about me. And as much as I'm trying to make you laugh your head off, you're probably sticking out your tounge in disgust thinking, "What the heck is this guy doing blogging? He's like, two! He doesn't even stay up past 3:00 AM!...AND HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL!!!" Or, "Man, this guy is trying to hard. His jokes suck and are really obvious". If that's the case, then go ahead, and think that. I don't mind.